truly could’ve never guessed what was to happen in the second half of this 5 second video
anue:
Friend: how do you say i love you in german
Me: ich liebe dich
Friend: i also love dick
das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons
I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.
yeah german tends to get right to the point
Ted Noten
SuperBitch Bag, 2000
(Gun Casted in Acrylic, Snake-Skin Handle)I know it’s the year it was made and not part of the title but i want it to be “SuperBitch Bag 2000”
i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat
idk why everyone took me saying this as a bad thing… it translates to “i am becoming delicious”
art is open to interpretation

