joshpeck:

truly could’ve never guessed what was to happen in the second half of this 5 second video

cake-warrior:

oforlikelalune-deactivated:

doujinshi:

anue:

Friend: how do you say i love you in german

Me: ich liebe dich

Friend: i also love dick

das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons

I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.

yeah german tends to get right to the point

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republicanbukkake:

astrobleme22:

Ted Noten
SuperBitch Bag, 2000
(Gun Casted in Acrylic, Snake-Skin Handle)

I know it’s the year it was made and not part of the title but i want it to be “SuperBitch Bag 2000”

tamascotchi:

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

idk why everyone took me saying this as a bad thing… it translates to “i am becoming delicious” 

art is open to interpretation